I honestly should write some real update but Imma do this instead.
1. Name: Rachael
2. Nickname(s): Rach, Remy, Bones, Riz, ...Hopscotch
3. Birthday: Nov. 10
4. That makes you: What, age? alllmost 19
5. Where were you born: In a hospital
6. Location right now: dorm
7. Shoe size: 4, 4.5
8. How many piercings?: my ears only
9. Tattoos?: none
10. When you wake up you're: very cranky and useless
11. When you're about to sleep you're: probably thinking about ten million other things
12. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
13. Chinese sign: Rat
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty-tighty
15. Innie or Outie: Outie
16. School: IWU
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: USA
18. Hair colour: Brown
20. Weight: 95 lbs
21. Height: 4'11"
22. Braces?: nope
23. Glasses?: yep
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: no I do not
25. If so, who?: I do not
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Currently? Idk.
27. Who has a crush on you?: no one to my knowledge
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: I have never had one
29. Who was your first kiss: Never
30. Who was your last kiss: Still never
31. Are you a virgin?: Yes
32. Ever had a threesome before?: No
34. Have you ever been in love?: That is a difficult question
35. Broken any hearts?: I'm sure.
36. Got your heart broken?: Yes.
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yes.
38. What happened?: It didn't work out.
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: None
40. How many were serious enough to count: Still none
41. Who were those serious ones: Are you even listening
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend: Abbey
43. What made them different: She was very vibrant and funny.
44. What happened: We grew apart.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: wait are you meaning relationships?? I haven't had any
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Still no
47. Ever been kissed: uh yeah actually, if top of the head kisses count, and they were very cute
48. Who do you want back: I don't like this question
49. Who do you regret: ....Not sure if I regret anyone
50. Why?: Because everyone shaped me, somehow.
Section Five: Favourites
51. Song: Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants
52. Movie: Treasure Planet
53. Food: Chinese food
54. Drink: anything blue raspberry flavored
55. Store: Barnes and Noble
56. Television show: Steven Universe/Gravity Falls/Sherlock
57. Holiday: Halloween. It used to be Christmas, but now all that means is lots of shouting.
58. Book: Unwind by Neal Shusterman
59. Ice cream: Peanut Butter. OR Coffee-Toffee
60. Sweets: panda cookies (Hello Panda by meiji I think)
61. Crisps: jalepeno kettle cooked chips
62. Type of music: Alternative/Indie
63. Artist: too hard. Fall Out Boy? Gorillaz? Panic! at the Disco? They Might Be Giants? Lindsey Stirling?? I dunno
64. Word: shenanigans
65. Time of day: the wee hours of the morning (2 am, 3 am)
66. Dressing: sweaters
67. Alcoholic drink: I don't drink
yet68. Colour(s): Red
69. Piece of clothing: my unicorn sweater~
70. Character: TOO HARD aaahhh right now it's probably Ford Pines
71. Smell: petricor (the smell of dust after rain)
72. Shampoo: tea tree oil
73. Soap: anything that smells of peaches
74. Smiley: >:]
75. Board game: CLUEDO
76. Sport: I don't really like sports, but I suppose soccer
77. Number: 5
78. Quote: (an exchange between a woman and Winston Churchill) "Mr. Churchill you are very drunk!" "Yes, madam, and you are very ugly...however, tomorrow, I will be sober."
79. Animal: Tigers if real, dragons if extinct/fictional
80. Actor: Benedict Cumberbatch. Alternatively, Bruce Campbell or Sandra Bullock.
82. Vegetable: carrot
83. Fruit: peach or plum
84. Place to be: The ocean, or a library
85. Thing in your room: this gorgeous dragon model on my desk. Alternatively, Fergus, a puppet I've had since I was a baby.
86. Gum: spearmint?
87. Shape: triangle
88. Country: England, I suppose, although I've never been there.
89. Mall: The one in Ft. Wayne, IN
90. Car: Aston Martin
91. Boy's name: Oliver, Simon, John
92. Girl's name: Alice, Edith, Beatrice
93. Family member: my dad
94. Restaurant: Dragon Chinese Restaurant
95. Movie place: the regular one??
96. Person to go to the movies with:
97. Noise: The sound of rain
98. Brand of shoe: I don't think that hard about it, airwalks?
99. Brand of clothing: again, I shop at goodwill, haha....so, uh, idk
100. Body part of a chicken: what the frick kind of question is that. what the f-- uh the. the leg??
101. Swear word: Bugger
102. Month: I never really thought about it. I like summer but nowadays it's just problematic. I'm pretty happy here in October.
103. Possession: my body bag (a pink drawstring bag with the words "I [human heart] BODIES" written on it)
104. Team: WILDCATS
105. Season: summer. or autumn
106. Radio station: Pandora, hehe
107. Magazine: I don't really read magazines...National Geographic?
108. Favourite grade: what do you mean. Like in school? I was probably at my happiest in 5th grade.
109. Least favourite grade: SEVENTH, I'm sorry, it was the worst, I was the worst, everything was terrible
110. Teacher: Miss Coake
111. Least favourite teacher: DR. PUFFER
112. Subject: Science, although I also like English
113. Subject to talk about: SCIENCE, I especially will talk your ear off about bioethics, organs, anatomy and neuroscience
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: a woman with a black belt, a ph.d, and an inflated idea of what her kids should be
115. Who's your dad?: a man with a knack for writing, literature, and strong political opinions
116. Any step-parents?: no
117. Any brothers?: one
118. Any Sisters?: one of those too
120. Coolest: Bro?
121. Loudest: Mom
122. Best relative: cousin Derek, probs
123. Worse relative: my fffRICKIN AUNT CARA
124. Do you get along with your parents? not really, these days
125. With your siblings? Yeah
126. Does anyone understand you? Yes
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes!
128. If so, what kind and name? A cat, named Louise
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: If I did not have Louise I would still want a cat, or a bird
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? Yes
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: .....3.11. It's not great
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I always brought my own, but now that I'm in university I obviously usually buy it
135. ABC's?: I don't understand the question
136. Favorite class: currently, I guess it's "Wisdom, Culture and Justice" (a history class) which is uncharacteristic of me. I'm in anatomy but the tests are just. so hard to study for. I dissected a cat today.
137. Play any sports at school?: No, but I'm in debate club and model UN
138. Are you popular? among my nerd herd I guess
139. Favourite memory: Rainy days from inside the schoolbus, listening to the sounds and loving the smell, I even liked getting wet walking into school.
140. Most humiliating moment: when my best friend of several years told me I embarrassed him, in front of all my friends.
141. Most funniest moment: dude we sacrificed my buddy Gordon to the ancient Mayan gods once
142. Most scared moment: Once I thought I had cheated on a test (I hadn't, it had been open book) and I thought I was a terrible person.
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
145. Chicken: Cow and Chicken (the show)
146. Dog: Moon Moon
147. Christina Aguilera: ehhh?? American Idol
148. Ricky Martin: idk
149. 50 cent: FIDDY CENT
150. Poop: minions
151. Beach: the smell of salt and sand, cool breeze on my face
152. Desert: FunLand, haha
153. Water: Fish
154. Osama: terrorism
155. Love: RED FLUSH
156. Your little brother: unicorns
157. Butt: ....minions
158. Clowns: HoNk HoNk MoThErGlUbBeR
159. Wonder: reading rainbow
16o. Brown: a stuffed dog I used to have
161. Banana: no comment
162. Sex: The Straights
163. Parents: no comment
164. Homosexuals: gay penguins
165. God: blessed be His name
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: Yes I do
167. Heaven: Yep
168. Devil: Yep
169. Hell: Yes
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: nah
172. Fortune tellings: not really
173. Magic: eh, no
174. Love at first sight: I....believe in immediate attraction but not LOVE, y'know?
175. Ghosts: nah
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: not in the traditional sense
178. Yourself: ouch, wow, I'm working on it
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: ....does....does caffeine count....
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: not really
183. Sing in the shower: no
184. Like school: yeah
185. Want to get married: eventually
186. Type with all of your fingers: oh yes
187. Think you're attractive: I think I'm cute, dunno about "attractive"
188. Drink and drive: no
189. Snore: I don't think so
190. Sleep walk: No
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yeah!
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: Nope
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: No
197. Skateboarded: I guess I have
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: Yes
200. Killed someone: That is a loaded question! Haha but no
201. Watched porn: No
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: No
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes
205. Broken a law: I mean I probably have
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Probably
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: ....I guess
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: HA yes
213. Moon someone: No
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: what the frick kind of question
217. Give money to a homeless person: no
218. Glued your hand to yourself: ????????? No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
220. Had a one night stand: no
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: no but I tell you if you could shoot up caffeine I would
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: no
225. Had cyber sex: no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: yessss
227. Caught someone doing something: yes
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yes
230. Cried over someone: yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: no
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: I tried once haha
234. Cheated on a test: yes
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: ? I mean ok
236. Sky dive: maybe
237. Swim with dolphins: yES
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: that's rude
239. Try to be the opposite sex: uh yes. yeees I would. and have
240. Lie to the police: without blinking
241. Run from the police: yeah
242. Lie to your parents: yeees
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: that's also rude
244. Be an exotic dancer: no
245. NQ- Kill the president: .......dunno about that one
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: yes
247. Loud: nO
248. Nice: can be
249: Outgoing: no
250: Quiet: yes
251. Mean: mm, yes
252. Emotional: no
253. Sensitive: not as far as you know
254. Gay: ...depends
255. Strong: yes
256. Weak: you wish
257. Caring: I mean, yeah
258. Dangerous: sometimes
259. Crazy: eh
260. Spontaneous: nO
261. Funny: yes!
262. Sweet: can be
263. Sharing: yeah I love sharing
264. Responsible: pffffff hahahahahahhaaha
hahahahahahaaaa 265. Trustworthy: I think so
266. Open-minded: I like to think so
267. Creative: yes
268. Cute: as a button
269. Slick: *finger guns* laydeeees (no)
270. Smart: yes
271. Dumb: sometimes
272. Evil: can be
273. Ghetto: NO
274. Classy: no
275. Photogenic: ehe, no
276. Dependable: no
277. Greedy: nah
278. Ugly: no
279. Messy: yes
280. Neat: still yes
281. Perverted: I'm too ace to make as many dirty jokes as I do
282. Silly: yeah
283. A bitch: pff, yes
284. A Good Listener: maybe
285. A Fighter: I wILL fight you
286. A Party Animal: no
287. A Game Freak: sorta?
288. A Computer Freak: Yes
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: I mean I want to work in the sciences but I also want to keep doing art/writing so I don't know
290. Dream house: something manageable and near the coast
291. Husband/Wife: no comment
292. Kids: dunno if I want any
293. Names: ?? dunno
294. Pets: cats/birds
295. Car: something small
296. Age you would want to get married: no sooner than 25
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I have an idea or two
298. Honeymoon: BEACH
Section Fifteen: Your friends
299. Best friend: Maddie
300. Known the longest: Maddie, I'm pretty sure
301. Craziest: Rachel P
302. Loudest: ....Rachel P haha
303. Shyest: Justinnn
304. Best hair: THAT'S TOO HARD
305. Best eyes: Phillip
306. Best body: I dunno
307. Most Athletic: probs has to be John? Or Maddie because she actually, does athletic things
308. Hot-Tempered: Albert or Erin
309. Most impatient: Idk
310. Shortest: ME it's me (or Gloria)
311. Tallest: wow Justin I think
312. Skinniest: Justin
313. Best singer: Albert
314. Funniest: ME just kidding idk they're all a delight
315. Can always make you laugh: Albert, John and Justin all have a knack
316. Wish you talked to more: John
317. Wish you saw more: MADDIEEE
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Rachel P, sorry
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Maddie
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': that's weird
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Phil, but Maddie moreso
322. Who is like your family: Maddie, but over the past few months I've also gotten really close with Phil and Ariel
323. How many friends do you have?: um enough
324. How many are really close? like 5
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: cookie
326. Thing you drank: Dr. Pepper
327. Thing you wore: sweatshirt
328. Thing you did: texted me mum
329. Place you went: the food court
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: roommate
332. Person you hugged: Ariel
333. Person you kissed: person I kissed? person kissed by me??? ....my cat I think
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: I WAS TEN AND IT WAS MY FIRST FIGHT but uh no I did try to fight Ryan yesterday
335. Person you talked to online: Ariel
336. Person you talked to on the phone: my bro
337. Song you heard: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day
338. Show you saw: Scrubs
339. Time you fought with your parents: .....a few months ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: a week ago
341. Words you said: "uh ok"
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: nothin
344. What are you drinking: Dr. Pepper
345. What are you thinking: how I do not want to write this paper
346. What are you wearing: hat, sweatshirt, cargo pants
347. What are you doing: ....this....
349. Hair: short and curly
350. Mood: PROCRASTINATION
351. Listening to: Fall Out Boy
352. Talking to anyone: Ariel
353. Watching anything: no
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes?
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: Yes
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes
360. You + Me: No
361. Do you like the Osbournes: Yes
362. Can you see flying pigs: No
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: YES
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No
366. Are you a zombie: Maybe
367. Am i annoying you: Yes
368. Do you bite your nails: Yes
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Summer
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Britney
375. MTV or VH1: MTV
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: meh
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Piercings
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonald's
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: I love it
389. About boy bands: Depends on which one
390. About suicide: It isn't weak, you need to understand that if someone is to that point they need HELP not criticism.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: listen, bruh, I'm glad you feel that way, but bye
392. About teen pregnancy: I'm sorry for those girls
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: (insert drunk me trying to explain a scientific theory to a colleague)
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Maddie, maybe my boys
395. About gay men: they are indeed gay and also men, good job
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: yeah! besides here I've got www.funland.smackjeeves.com
397. Current weather right now: cold and dark
398. Current time: 8:44
399. Any shout outs: nah
400. Last thoughts: This took me more than an hour ahhh</strike>